Strapped boobies, before they got ginormous and before the milk came in. These days we pack them every single day with cabbage and ice and they are so painful. The doctor recommended drinking sage tea, so I do that too! (Sage tea and cabbage, really? And this is the Western doctor recommending this!) I do WHATEVER is possible to make them stop swelling and the milk go away sooner. I still cannot believe that in this day and age the doctors still recommend cabbage to shorten the period of your impactation and milk coming in!! They give you a printed hand-out on it!
Sometimes I wake up and they are squirting boiling hot milk into the air. I prefer the evil super hero name “milk mistress”, but Trevor prefers “milk maid”